putting the "ech" in technical difficulties.

next comic will magically appear Wednesday.
Reminisce as the 2 year anniversary approaches.

commentation on comic for 2005-03-23.

somewhere in the universe, it's still Wednesday.

commentation on comic for 2005-03-21.

random notes to unlabeled people:

I have your skull. It's sitting in my car now. I should give it to you Friday.

Does Scotland exist in 2060? "Don't assk me wyy I war a kilt arr war I keep mah deck. Isha same ansa ta both." Also, I have a sidekick in IF. She's neat!

Finish it. I spent too much time hacking at drywall for it all to be naught, damn it.

commentation on comic for 2005-03-18.

You know what to do.

What I've Learned In The Past 72 Hours

-Frozen Dead Guy Days attracts dogs. And Boulderites. And Boulderites with dogs.
-CompUSA is slowly turning into Best Buy in terms of service and selection.
-When awake for 33 hours, sleeping for 3 hours feels like sleeping for 8 when you've been awake for 16, but only for the first 2 hours.
-Never bring couch cushions to a LAN party.
-When someone else is counting on you to bring a TV, you bring that fuckin' TV.
-Eating, sleeping, and masturbating should be taken care of throughout the day, or else all three urges will strike you at once.

commentation on comic for 2005-03-11.

Statement: Truth is only concept proveable if other events occur.

Discuss.

Excuses for the Lateness

Choose one:

• It's not funny, and needs fixing.
• Various revelations were made, namely that nobody's fucking reading it for the art, so maybe I should think longer on the dialogue.
• Played World of Warcraft until eyes bled, then broke out Braille keyboard and kept playing.
• Main hard drive was temporarily pulled into another dimension, forcing me to utilize a magneto-optical drive system cobbled together from used soda cans and pizza boxes. Said drive had a read/write time of 3 bits per minute (2.1 if there were crust crumbs left in the boxes).
• Sock ninjas.

makes the world go boom.

The Internet has been abuzz with all sorts of "Hitchhiker's Guide" movie trailers, and so a surprisingly large mass of Douglas Adams fans have emerged from the woodwork to make remarks along the lines of "omg the ships are this color" and "did you see that one freezeframe" and "sweet mother of god it's under his first one," etc, etc. With this surge in interest, a number of people have decided to pick up a copy of his works for the first time. Whether or not they decide to open the book and read it is another matter entirely. At any rate, the most likely outcome will be that the Guide (and possibly Adams' other works) will become trendy, what with the general trend in our culture today of not being able to come up with any original trend.

(Before anyone corrects me, the Guide was in fact very trendy in its day, as it spawned a short-lived stage version and several "disco albums" featuring Marvin the Paranoid Android. On a side note, it is theorized that Marvin may have set off the entire Goth subculture, mainly because he showed impressionable youth that complaining about life and pain would make you popular and approved of.)

This is where the concept for a new shirt design enters the fray. It will say, on the front, quite simply: I WAS HOOPY BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

Those unfamiliar with the slang term will gap stupidly at your shirt. Those familiar with it will be puzzled by the redundancy. Those also owning the shirt will ask you "Hey, you wasted $15, too?" So who's up for buying one? Eh?

commentation on comic for 2005-03-02.

Mildly late due to reworking.
Fun fact: The ending wasn't supposed to be a cliffhanger, but I had the urge to see a character scream "AIIIIEEEEE!"