commentation on post for 2005-05-30.

soiler packets.

last bit of experiment!

Commentary beyond riddles and random links is welcomed!

further experiment!

A foray into a better medium, or just too damn lazy to cut 'n paste anymore? Questions of the Ages...

experiment!

"We didn't damage this thing, did we? Computer?" asked Place with a hint of worry in his voice.

"What? No. No. Probably not." The computer answered as if awakening from a dream, which it had.

"Good. Is it safe enough to dock yet?"

"Is it- yeah, I guess so..."

A different voice came over the internal speakers, one that sounded like the love child of an android and a tape recorder. "Docking Commencing."

Place straightened his coat and let loose a sigh. He resisted the urge to smooth back his hair.

"Alright. If we play it cool, maybe they won't even notice our little joyride."

"Our joyride?" inquired Ripley.

"I know you had a hand in this!" he spurted angrily. "Out of over 500 escape pods, you chose the one with the limbs and the death missiles!"

"And what if I did? How many people can genuinely claim to have piloted a science-fiction wet dream?"

Place sat back for a moment.

"As I recall, chatting away with artificial intelligences also used to be science fiction."

"True..."

"Am I estatically giddy about our conversation so far?" He raised an eyebrow questioningly, which would have had more of an effect if his counterpart in the debate wasn't buried in his coat pocket, and if there wasn't a Tel-E-trol Cerebral Command Helm hiding any facial expressions short of a full-body sneeze.

"Doesn't seem like it."

"There. I win." he replied with pride.

"What?"

"I win. I win the argument."

"How?"

"I dunno. I just win."

The tape-droid-baby voice spoke again. "Docking Complete. Pilot Controls on Standby."

why the comic will continue to be late.

I can't make myself laugh.

why the comic will be late again.

LAN parties where you actually play games means that your thoroughly-disused-then-suddenly-overused left arm goes to the Mystical Land of Ow, and your brain lacks the time to pull something out of the nethers. Until then, feel free to post any complaints about the comic, or rave about your favorite food coloring.

Also, said LAN party was awesome.

why the comic will be late.

World of Warcraft has just made humpy ass-love to Quake III Arena. Their lovechild, slopped in the sticky afterbirth juices of awesome, is named Battlegrounds. And I just lost my appetite.

commentation on comic for 2005-05-11.

Hey.

Why not see this movie today? Because, you know... it's... fitting.













*snf*

commentation on comic for 2005-05-09.

The comic is early. I'm scared too.

commentation on comic for 2005-05-06.

A gigantic cellulose Joss Whedon is compelling me do this.

Watch this.
Watch this.
Fuck this. (GRRRAAAZAGR MONKEY IN SUIT ANGARRRR)

Dammit, at this rate, my geek drive will burn out before the end of the month.

Regular comics will resume Monday.

update!

Comic delayed due to dwarves in power armor.

DAMN YOU WEST! DAAMMNN YOOOOUUUU!!!

commentation on comic for 2005-05-01.

There is so much backstory and reasoning behind the events of this comic. But I won't share it, no... I mustn't... I must let the story unfold with a more natural grace than I have given it before... I must... nnnnnnnggggggggggaaaahhhhhhhrrrrgggggg.