Excuses for the Lateness

Choose one:

• It's not funny, and needs fixing.
• Various revelations were made, namely that nobody's fucking reading it for the art, so maybe I should think longer on the dialogue.
• Played World of Warcraft until eyes bled, then broke out Braille keyboard and kept playing.
• Main hard drive was temporarily pulled into another dimension, forcing me to utilize a magneto-optical drive system cobbled together from used soda cans and pizza boxes. Said drive had a read/write time of 3 bits per minute (2.1 if there were crust crumbs left in the boxes).
• Sock ninjas.