Another TV Proposal

Alright, so at the end of BSG, there is one last basestar bumming around the galaxy. As our story unfolds, we discover that these centurions have been giving names to themselves to create a sense of individuality, names like Ed or Ernest or Eric Stolz. Also that there are only 12 units of 250 left in their ranks. But hark! There is one last Cavil left in the universe, who looks surprising like Trace Beaulieu, and is armed with a super basestar and the ability to hijack Our Heroes' Basestar and display cheesy media from the distant future to torture them. I call it Mr. E Cylons Theater 3000.

Thoughts on the Battlestar Galactica Finale

So… Galactica was the B Ark, then. Somebody needs bash Ron Moore in the head with what "subtlety" means. Also the definition for "irony" but only because it'll be close at hand. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to hug a robot.