an epic tale of douchebaggery in the modern age.

A battle of words. It sounds hokey, but it's the primary medium for this fight, so it is what it is.

The combat in question. No summary I could write could do it justice. That and referring to the people in question while it's a topic du jour might bring unnecessary attention to a podunk blog like mine. I'm just a slack-jawed gawker here.

And it's incredible to watch. It's like a monkey sitting on a pile of shit and money who is flinging his excrement at an increasing number of Marines armed with legal textbooks, who are slowly advancing on his position. Then occasionally a giant robot activates and starts clomping towards the money-shit pile, roaring and belching flame. Or maybe it's like a soap opera, only it's real and there's slightly more clones running about. :v