well fuck me with a razor blade.

The long story: The world is full of predators, people hellbent on being the fastest, most effective hunting machines alive. If you do not dedicate every breathe and twitch to a singular activity, they will destroy you en masse should you engage in it. They are heartless, vicious animals whose bloodlust knows not compassion nor pity. They are the reason our species is alive, and they are the reason our species is being held back. I, for one, take great personal pride in that I am not a part of their mindless numbers.



The short story: I couldn't get the tickets to Serenity, because they sold out in under 10 minutes. Fuckin' fanboys, staying at home for 30+ hours just to camp a website for material goods. How dare they steal my schtick!

Now if you will excuse me, I have some fetal-position-sleeping to do.