saturday night in another dimension.

Two guildmembers of mine decided, for whatever reason, to get a tuxedo and wedding dress (craftable items in the WoW) and stage a wedding in the capital city of the elves. Naturally, a lot of the guild got in on this, mainly as an excuse to get drunk and raid a Horde town afterwards. Most of this was fairly disorganized. I know this because I became the priest for the wedding about five minutes before it. An excerpt from what I can remember of the corny, injoke-filled ceremony follows.


"Ladies, gentleman, and other unidentifiable beings, we are gathered here to witness an epic marriage.

Bigbui, do you take Akai to be your lawfully soulbound partner?

Akai, do you take Bigbui, for better or for worse, through raids to the Molten Core, Til Deletion Do You Part?

Then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may /kiss the bride."


It was an incredible experience.
Then an orc came and killed them.